The Purse/Bag Problem in NYC!

Having just moved moved back to the city after years of being away I would like to comment on the purse/bag situation in NYC. By the way I write like an 8th grader...well maybe a 10th grader at best...so do not expect any life changing posts here...ok where was I??? Oh yeah...here goes... im not sure if I should buy or even have an authentic designer purse in this city because EVERY women on the subway has a D&G, Coach, Prada, Dooney and Burke and the one and only Louis Vuitton PURSE. And we know why...because they are all fake (not the women the purses). Now some might be real (again the purses) but who cares now that ever women on the subway...including the 14 yr old coming home from school with her D&G backpack...has a designer bag. What good does it do me NOW to buy that expensive Coach purse to flaunt around town if most people are going to think it's fake... And the reason people will think it's fake???...is because EVERY WOMEN HAS ONE! Ok NOW I sound like a superficial person and I am...and I use the word NOW a lot. So NOW im going to buy that Coach purse I have always wanted and im going to pass out business cards that say...This Purse is an Authentic Coach Purse bought in a Coach Store and not in Chinatown or from some guy whispering to me on the street corner..."I um got designer purses here"...so yes my purse is real and I had to save up for it and that was hard because im not good a saving because im an actress who has to go to auditions that are already precast so its hard to get a payed acting job in NYC! P.S. Please dont steal it!

It will be a very long business card...but who cares I have a real Coach Bag and NOW they all know! Take that Fakers!

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